The honest part
All joking aside, why do we need you? You can’t code. Or design.
And you can?
Dress to impress? Or are you compensating?
I don’t really produce anything, so yeah. The second one.
Why is psychology a scam?
Man, I’ve been wondering about that, but what the hell. It’s still better than pyramid schemes.
I think you’re a psych major due to problems in your life.
In that case, you should study the same exact thing.
But honestly, you have some serious issues.
I’m golden as long as our clients don’t know about it.
Why are you always late for work?
Because then everyone can pay attention to me. My entering the office doesn’t go unnoticed, and I can compensate for my low self-esteem.
What were you thinking about when you lost another PlayStation NBA match yesterday?
About you, and how you feel every day.
Thanks for the interview.
You don’t mean that.